Millions of luxury independent courtesans out there – so why take the risk of choosing Kay-Lauren?

Here’re 12 reasons:

• I guarantee to give you all your money back if you don’t like any of me!  So you’ve nothing to risk, nor lose!
  
• Risk = unfamiliarity.  At this point you don’t know who I am which is risky in itself.  So I invite you to familiarize yurself with my personality and values at my traveling courtesan’s, massage, and coaching blog. 
• I don’t look like a courtesan.  The benefit for both of us: when we’re out in the public eye, we won’t have people pointing at us and quietly sniggering…
•  99% of so-called “luxury courtesans” out there are shouting superlatives, yet what you get is attitude and treatment opposite of luxury.  What would be the point in adding to this trend?  You’ll only enjoy your time with a courtesan when you know where you stand and that she is real enough to do as she or her website says.
• Most independent “courtesans” out there will give you very little for your money.  I’m not a slave to money, nor motivated by money, and thus have no reason to treat you like a mobile ATM!  Life’s too precious to spend it doing what we hate!
• The higher the class of the independent courtesan, the higher her fees.  No woman is worth 10,000 of any currency plus Cartier jewelry as an extra gift for a chunk of her time.  I believe in reasonable and memorable, and even if you do have more money than you know what to do with, bear in mind that exorbitant fees don’t always guarantee exceptional treatment!
• The word massage is used to an unhealthy extent these days.  It means different things to different people and not everyone who claims to offer it knows how to give a relaxing and health-promoting massage properly.  Yet, a massage executed well can be the best stress reliever in the world!  And yes, I’m qualified to both say and do it!
• Discretion is one of the most important factors to those who engage with independent courtesans.  Discretion is always in the detail, consistency at all times, and all forms of communication.  Most courtesans do not bother to think of these details, because they see nothing in it for them.  But if what goes around comes around, I’m proud to be different.
• Discretion and 100% confidentiality go hand in hand.  Yet, how many cases have there been in the media where greedy independent courtesans kissed and told for a quick buck?  I’d rather earn my buck slowly, but with clean conscience!
• Money talks, but not to everyone.  Principles are expensive, but I prefer to remain incorruptible to being bought into practices that might threaten my health, safety, dignity, discretion, or integrity.   The benefit to you is that I don’t hang out in dodgey circles, won’t give you and your family a disease, and won’t pull down your dignity either!
• What could possibly be the benefit for you in knowing that I’m notorious for sending 9 out of 10 callers elsewhere because I place the match of our personalities, values, interests, and desires before my monetary gain?  The benefit to you: the better this match, the better the quality of our time together.
• While most independent courtesans operate restricted hours which is not convenient for many traveling professionals, I strive for maximal flexibility on times of engagements to suit us both.  However, to achieve this standard consistently, a degree of planning will always need to be employed.  Please refer to the guidelines for notice periods.

…and why others chose Kay-Lauren and stayed loyal for years…

Since reviews / testimonials are false game in the world of courtesans, I took a different approach.  Without these gentlemen knowing [in order to preserve maximal authenticity of their responses], I recorded their answers to my only question: What is it that has been making you come back over the years?   Here’s what they say and even if some of the responses may not make total sense to you, I’m sure you’ll get the idea. 

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